Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ A Captain's Only Rule

There is a right way and a wrong way to go down on the water. One ends in laughter, one ends in a call to the coast guard. Choose wisely, sailor.

• Boater Safety: A funny reminder for the friend who owns the pontoon.
• Party Priorities: Fun on deck, not under it.
• Globe Trotter: Perfect for cruise lovers circling the globe one port at a time.