Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ A Captain's Only Rule
There is a right way and a wrong way to go down on the water. One ends in laughter, one ends in a call to the coast guard. Choose wisely, sailor.
- Boater Safety: A funny reminder for the friend who owns the pontoon.
- Party Priorities: Fun on deck, not under it.
- Globe Trotter: Perfect for cruise lovers circling the globe one port at a time.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
