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Single and Seaworthy ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Single and Seaworthy ~ Inspected, Passed, Back on the Water

The divorce is final, the passport is renewed and the girls have booked the cabin with the balcony. Status update complete. The sea has been waiting a long time for this one, and it did not have to wait for permission.

  • Divorce Party Flagship: The gift that gets the biggest cheer at the table and the most photos at the bar.
  • Girls Trip Status: An honest declaration for the friend who is finally choosing the itinerary instead of following one.
  • Open Water Admission: A member of Pirates After Dark, where available and afloat is the best news on the ship.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer