Sightings Unconfirmed Attitude Confirmed ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Evidence Pending ~ Personality Verified

Nobody can prove what lives in that lake, but everyone agrees on the temperament. It does not pose for photos, it does not respond to bait, and it has made its feelings about tourists very clear.

• For the weekend monster hunter: A gift for the friend with the trail cameras, the dad who stops at every roadside legend, and anyone who has spent a cold night on a shore waiting for a ripple.
• Field notes: Whereabouts unknown. Opinions fully documented.
• Tracked in: Part of Here Be Monsters, sightings welcome and doubted.