Ship Happens ~ Ornament
$9.99
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Description
Ship Happens ~ The Polite Version of a Bad Day
Everyone knows the original saying. This one swaps a single letter and stays fit for the family cruise. Engines fail, plans sink, and somehow the crew still laughs about it.
- Clean Joke: Naughty sounding, technically innocent.
- Repair Bill Club: For the friend whose repair bills have repair bills.
- Perspective Shift: Reminds everyone that disasters make the best stories.
Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.
