Ship Happens ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Ship Happens ~ The Polite Version of a Bad Day

Everyone knows the original saying. This one swaps a single letter and stays fit for the family cruise. Engines fail, plans sink, and somehow the crew still laughs about it.

• Clean Joke: Naughty sounding, technically innocent.
• Repair Bill Club: For the friend whose repair bills have repair bills.
• Perspective Shift: Reminds everyone that disasters make the best stories.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood