Ship Happens ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Ship Happens ~ The Polite Version of a Bad Day
Everyone knows the original saying. This one swaps a single letter and stays fit for the family cruise. Engines fail, plans sink, and somehow the crew still laughs about it.
- Clean Joke: Naughty sounding, technically innocent.
- Repair Bill Club: For the friend whose repair bills have repair bills.
- Perspective Shift: Reminds everyone that disasters make the best stories.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
