Ship Happens ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Ship Happens ~ The Polite Version of a Bad Day
Everyone knows the original saying. This one swaps a single letter and stays fit for the family cruise. Engines fail, plans sink, and somehow the crew still laughs about it.
- Clean Joke: Naughty sounding, technically innocent.
- Repair Bill Club: For the friend whose repair bills have repair bills.
- Perspective Shift: Reminds everyone that disasters make the best stories.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
