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Set Sail Worst Case Scenario ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Set Sail Worst Case Scenario ~ Which Is Not That Bad, Really

An optimist's risk assessment: cast off, see what happens, and if a sea monster shows up then at least it is a memorable ending. For cruisers who book the cabin before checking the weather and sailors who regard worry as ballast.

  • Optimist's Risk Register: Every downside considered, every one of them shrugged at.
  • Cruise Booker's Logic: The deposit is paid, the sunscreen is packed, the kraken can take a number.
  • Blue Water Mindset: Sailors know the only guaranteed disaster is staying tied to the dock.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer