Self-Employed Pirate ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Self-Employed ~ Reporting to a Tyrant

Working from the kitchen table has its perks, except management. Management schedules meetings at midnight, skips lunch, and once fired everyone on a Tuesday before rehiring them by noon. Management, unfortunately, is in the mirror.

• For the one-person crew: Perfect for the freelancer, the contractor, the shop owner, anyone who answers to the worst boss they have ever had.
• Performance review: Pay is unpredictable, hours are absurd, and the boss keeps getting hired back.
• Registered under: Modern Scoundrels, open late by necessity.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood