Self-Employed Pirate ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Self-Employed ~ Reporting to a Tyrant
Working from the kitchen table has its perks, except management. Management schedules meetings at midnight, skips lunch, and once fired everyone on a Tuesday before rehiring them by noon. Management, unfortunately, is in the mirror.
- For the one-person crew: Perfect for the freelancer, the contractor, the shop owner, anyone who answers to the worst boss they have ever had.
- Performance review: Pay is unpredictable, hours are absurd, and the boss keeps getting hired back.
- Registered under: Modern Scoundrels, open late by necessity.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure



