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Self-Employed Pirate ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Self-Employed ~ Reporting to a Tyrant

Working from the kitchen table has its perks, except management. Management schedules meetings at midnight, skips lunch, and once fired everyone on a Tuesday before rehiring them by noon. Management, unfortunately, is in the mirror.

  • For the one-person crew: Perfect for the freelancer, the contractor, the shop owner, anyone who answers to the worst boss they have ever had.
  • Performance review: Pay is unpredictable, hours are absurd, and the boss keeps getting hired back.
  • Registered under: Modern Scoundrels, open late by necessity.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer