Seeds of Chaos ~ Ornament
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Description
Every Group Has One ~ Yours Has Several
The plan was dinner. Someone suggested one more place. Someone else knew a guy. By midnight the group chat had a new name and the evening had a police report, mostly as a joke.
- For the friend group with a reputation: The ones who get recognized at the bar before they finish ordering.
- Order a round for the whole flock: Bachelorette weekends, lake trips and reunions where nobody tells the full story.
- Scattered by Parrot Problems: A collection for flocks who travel loud and leave a trail of feathers.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.
