Scylla Charybdis Monday Choose Your Doom ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Three Perils ~ Two Are Ancient ~ One Is Weekly

Odysseus had to pick between a many-headed horror and a whirlpool. He never had to open his email at 8am on the first day of the week, which puts the whole epic in perspective.

• For the classics nerd with a job: Made for the teacher who assigned the Odyssey, the friend who corrects pronunciations of Greek names, and anyone whose Sunday night dread has a classical education.
• Risk assessment: Rocks on one side, whirlpool on the other, and a status meeting straight ahead.
• Steering between: Part of Here Be Monsters, with a dread that updates weekly.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood