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Scylla Charybdis Monday Choose Your Doom ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Three Perils ~ Two Are Ancient ~ One Is Weekly

Odysseus had to pick between a many-headed horror and a whirlpool. He never had to open his email at 8am on the first day of the week, which puts the whole epic in perspective.

  • For the classics nerd with a job: Made for the teacher who assigned the Odyssey, the friend who corrects pronunciations of Greek names, and anyone whose Sunday night dread has a classical education.
  • Risk assessment: Rocks on one side, whirlpool on the other, and a status meeting straight ahead.
  • Steering between: Part of Here Be Monsters, with a dread that updates weekly.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer