Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ And She Is Fully Armed

Swords get dull, cannons run out of powder, but a quick tongue never needs reloading. She wins every argument before the other side notices the wound.

• Witty Friend: For the one with a comeback faster than lightning.
• Office Survival: A coworker gift for the meeting room assassin.
• Sharp Edges: Elegant on the outside, lethal in conversation.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood