Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ And She Is Fully Armed

Swords get dull, cannons run out of powder, but a quick tongue never needs reloading. She wins every argument before the other side notices the wound.

• Witty Friend: For the one with a comeback faster than lightning.
• Office Survival: A coworker gift for the meeting room assassin.
• Sharp Edges: Elegant on the outside, lethal in conversation.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure