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Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Sarcasm Is a Weapon ~ And She Is Fully Armed

Swords get dull, cannons run out of powder, but a quick tongue never needs reloading. She wins every argument before the other side notices the wound.

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Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer