Sail Even If Your Crew Is Hungover ~ Ornament
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Sail Even If Your Crew Is Hungover ~ The Tide Waits for No One
The morning after the welcome party, everybody groans and asks for five more minutes. A real captain fires up the engine anyway. Fresh air is the best cure, she claims.
- Morning Captain: For the friend who is always first up on vacation.
- Tough Love: Motivational advice nobody asked for at sunrise.
- Crew Reality: Everyone has sailed with this exact group.
Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.
