Rum Punch Facts ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Rum Punch Facts ~ Nutrition Label for the Brave
Serving size: one pitcher. Servings per container: depends who is asking. Side effects include dancing, confessions, and a strong opinion about the music. Regrets are listed separately and arrive the next morning.
- Punch Bowl Host Honour: The one who makes the batch gets the credit, the blame, and the first glass.
- Backyard Party Label: Read it aloud at the cooler and watch everybody suddenly check the fine print.
- Full Disclosure, Mostly: The Rum Locker believes in transparency about everything except the recipe.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
