Rum Punch Facts ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Rum Punch Facts ~ Nutrition Label for the Brave

Serving size: one pitcher. Servings per container: depends who is asking. Side effects include dancing, confessions, and a strong opinion about the music. Regrets are listed separately and arrive the next morning.

• Punch Bowl Host Honour: The one who makes the batch gets the credit, the blame, and the first glass.
• Backyard Party Label: Read it aloud at the cooler and watch everybody suddenly check the fine print.
• Full Disclosure, Mostly: The Rum Locker believes in transparency about everything except the recipe.