Rum Punch Facts ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Rum Punch Facts ~ Nutrition Label for the Brave
Serving size: one pitcher. Servings per container: depends who is asking. Side effects include dancing, confessions, and a strong opinion about the music. Regrets are listed separately and arrive the next morning.
- Punch Bowl Host Honour: The one who makes the batch gets the credit, the blame, and the first glass.
- Backyard Party Label: Read it aloud at the cooler and watch everybody suddenly check the fine print.
- Full Disclosure, Mostly: The Rum Locker believes in transparency about everything except the recipe.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
