Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Two Drinks to Conversational

Sober, a perfectly normal accent. One rum in, a slight growl. Two, and suddenly the vocabulary expands to words nobody has used in earnest since 1720. Language lessons were never this fun.

• Karaoke Night Warning: The sea shanty gets picked at some point, and the pronunciation will be committed.
• Tiki Bar Translator: Order in English, thank the bartender in something older and saltier.
• Immersion Course Enrolled: The Rum Locker language school: no textbook, graduation at closing time.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood