Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Two Drinks to Conversational
Sober, a perfectly normal accent. One rum in, a slight growl. Two, and suddenly the vocabulary expands to words nobody has used in earnest since 1720. Language lessons were never this fun.
- Karaoke Night Warning: The sea shanty gets picked at some point, and the pronunciation will be committed.
- Tiki Bar Translator: Order in English, thank the bartender in something older and saltier.
- Immersion Course Enrolled: The Rum Locker language school: no textbook, graduation at closing time.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
