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Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Two Drinks to Conversational

Sober, a perfectly normal accent. One rum in, a slight growl. Two, and suddenly the vocabulary expands to words nobody has used in earnest since 1720. Language lessons were never this fun.

  • Karaoke Night Warning: The sea shanty gets picked at some point, and the pronunciation will be committed.
  • Tiki Bar Translator: Order in English, thank the bartender in something older and saltier.
  • Immersion Course Enrolled: The Rum Locker language school: no textbook, graduation at closing time.