Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Rum Makes Me Fluent in Pirate ~ Two Drinks to Conversational
Sober, a perfectly normal accent. One rum in, a slight growl. Two, and suddenly the vocabulary expands to words nobody has used in earnest since 1720. Language lessons were never this fun.
- Karaoke Night Warning: The sea shanty gets picked at some point, and the pronunciation will be committed.
- Tiki Bar Translator: Order in English, thank the bartender in something older and saltier.
- Immersion Course Enrolled: The Rum Locker language school: no textbook, graduation at closing time.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
