Rum Is My Love Language ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Rum Is My Love Language ~ Fluent, Affectionate, Occasionally Spiced

Some people want flowers. Some want words of affirmation. Some just want you to notice the good bottle is almost empty and quietly replace it. Romance has many dialects and this one is spoken neat.

• Valentine for the Practical: Forget the card, bring the bottle, and watch how fast you get forgiven for the card.
• Anniversary Hint: Twelve years in and the partner still has to ask what to get. This answers the question.
• Courtship, Rum Locker Rules: In the locker, affection is measured in ounces and shown by pouring first.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood