Rum Is My Love Language ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Rum Is My Love Language ~ Fluent, Affectionate, Occasionally Spiced
Some people want flowers. Some want words of affirmation. Some just want you to notice the good bottle is almost empty and quietly replace it. Romance has many dialects and this one is spoken neat.
- Valentine for the Practical: Forget the card, bring the bottle, and watch how fast you get forgiven for the card.
- Anniversary Hint: Twelve years in and the partner still has to ask what to get. This answers the question.
- Courtship, Rum Locker Rules: In the locker, affection is measured in ounces and shown by pouring first.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
