Rum Is My Love Language ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Rum Is My Love Language ~ Fluent, Affectionate, Occasionally Spiced
Some people want flowers. Some want words of affirmation. Some just want you to notice the good bottle is almost empty and quietly replace it. Romance has many dialects and this one is spoken neat.
- Valentine for the Practical: Forget the card, bring the bottle, and watch how fast you get forgiven for the card.
- Anniversary Hint: Twelve years in and the partner still has to ask what to get. This answers the question.
- Courtship, Rum Locker Rules: In the locker, affection is measured in ounces and shown by pouring first.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
