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Rum Guard ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Rum Guard ~ On Duty Wherever the Bottle Is

Somebody has to watch the deep end of the cooler. No whistle, no tower, no swimming required, just a sworn responsibility to make sure nothing by the pool is ever left unattended for long.

  • Pool Party Credentials: Hosts get a title, guests get a reason to behave, and the cooler gets a protector.
  • The Off Duty Lifeguard's Second Job: Twelve summers saving swimmers, finally a post with better benefits.
  • Lido Deck Assignment: Cruise crews know the cabin steward, the bartender, and now the one person watching the rum.