Rum for the Crew ~ Ornament

Rum for the Crew ~ Share the Bottle, Spread the Mutiny

The original pirate economy had one simple idea: everyone who hauls the rope gets a fair pour. Captain Scarlett Vane still runs her ship that way, mostly because hoarders get thrown overboard.

• Fair Shares: A rallying cry for the friend who always splits the tab evenly.
• Working Folk: Lands with anyone who has watched the boss take the bonus.
• Round on Deck: Says generosity louder than any speech could.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.