Rum Committee Chair ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Rum Committee Chair ~ Elected by Nobody, Obeyed by All
There was never a vote. One person simply started deciding what went in the punch, when the bottle got opened, and who was cut off, and the rest of the room went along with it. Leadership happens.
- Home Bar Authority: The one who stocks the shelf sets the agenda, and the agenda is spiced.
- Office Happy Hour Chair: Thursday at five has a chairperson now, and the minutes are never read aloud.
- Standing Orders From the Locker: Rum Locker business is decided in committee, which is one person with a jigger.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



