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Rum Before Responsibilities ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Rum Before Responsibilities ~ The Inbox Can Learn to Wait

The lawn needs mowing, the email needs answering, and the bank needs a phone call. All of that will still be true in an hour. The sunset, on the other hand, is on a schedule.

  • Saturday Priorities: Chores are rescheduled to a vague later and later has not been defined.
  • Gift for the Overbooked: For the adult who has not had an unplanned afternoon since 2019.
  • Order of Operations, Locker Edition: The Rum Locker's sequence is simple: pour, then sit, then think about maybe doing something.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood