Rob the Rich ~ Ornament
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Rob the Rich ~ Starting With the Buffet
Pirates had a simple economic plan, and it still gets a cheer. Take from those with too much and share with the crew. Modern versions mostly involve free samples and resort towels.
- Bargain Hunter: For the friend who leaves every hotel with the tiny soaps.
- Folk Hero Energy: A playful nod to outlaw legends everywhere.
- Cheeky Gift: Lands best with people who split the dessert unevenly in their favor.
Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.
