Rob the Rich ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Rob the Rich ~ Starting With the Buffet
Pirates had a simple economic plan, and it still gets a cheer. Take from those with too much and share with the crew. Modern versions mostly involve free samples and resort towels.
- Bargain Hunter: For the friend who leaves every hotel with the tiny soaps.
- Folk Hero Energy: A playful nod to outlaw legends everywhere.
- Cheeky Gift: Lands best with people who split the dessert unevenly in their favor.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



