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Rob the Rich ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Rob the Rich ~ Starting With the Buffet

Pirates had a simple economic plan, and it still gets a cheer. Take from those with too much and share with the crew. Modern versions mostly involve free samples and resort towels.

  • Bargain Hunter: For the friend who leaves every hotel with the tiny soaps.
  • Folk Hero Energy: A playful nod to outlaw legends everywhere.
  • Cheeky Gift: Lands best with people who split the dessert unevenly in their favor.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer