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Retirement Voyage ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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The Retirement Voyage ~ Manifest of One

After thirty-odd years of answering to a schedule, the departure board finally shows a single destination: elsewhere. The badge is turned in, the cruise is booked, and the alibi is airtight.

  • Put the retiree's name on the voyage: Type it, up to 14 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart, and it fills the ribbon set aside for it.
  • For the retirement party table: Beats the signed card and gets quoted at the open bar.
  • Retirement cruise crew, this is the one: The whole family can send off the guest of honor in matching mischief.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood