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Retirement Voyage ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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The Retirement Voyage ~ Manifest of One

After thirty-odd years of answering to a schedule, the departure board finally shows a single destination: elsewhere. The badge is turned in, the cruise is booked, and the alibi is airtight.

  • Put the retiree's name on the voyage: Type it, up to 14 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart, and it fills the ribbon set aside for it.
  • For the retirement party table: Beats the signed card and gets quoted at the open bar.
  • Retirement cruise crew, this is the one: The whole family can send off the guest of honor in matching mischief.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer