Retired From Respectability ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Forty Years of Behaving ~ Contract Fulfilled

The pension cleared. The alarm clock went in a drawer. Whatever dignity the job required was handed back with the badge, and nobody has asked for it since.

• The retirement party gift that lands: Beats a watch, beats a cake, and gets quoted at the next three barbecues.
• For the newly unsupervised: Teachers, nurses, linemen, foremen and anyone else who did their time and is now off the clock for good.
• Pairs with a hammock: Also pairs with a boat, a bar stool and a Tuesday that has nothing scheduled on it.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood