Retired From Respectability ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Forty Years of Behaving ~ Contract Fulfilled
The pension cleared. The alarm clock went in a drawer. Whatever dignity the job required was handed back with the badge, and nobody has asked for it since.
- The retirement party gift that lands: Beats a watch, beats a cake, and gets quoted at the next three barbecues.
- For the newly unsupervised: Teachers, nurses, linemen, foremen and anyone else who did their time and is now off the clock for good.
- Pairs with a hammock: Also pairs with a boat, a bar stool and a Tuesday that has nothing scheduled on it.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
