Retired From Respectability ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Forty Years of Behaving ~ Contract Fulfilled

The pension cleared. The alarm clock went in a drawer. Whatever dignity the job required was handed back with the badge, and nobody has asked for it since.

• The retirement party gift that lands: Beats a watch, beats a cake, and gets quoted at the next three barbecues.
• For the newly unsupervised: Teachers, nurses, linemen, foremen and anyone else who did their time and is now off the clock for good.
• Pairs with a hammock: Also pairs with a boat, a bar stool and a Tuesday that has nothing scheduled on it.