Retired From Respectability ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Forty Years of Behaving ~ Contract Fulfilled
The pension cleared. The alarm clock went in a drawer. Whatever dignity the job required was handed back with the badge, and nobody has asked for it since.
- The retirement party gift that lands: Beats a watch, beats a cake, and gets quoted at the next three barbecues.
- For the newly unsupervised: Teachers, nurses, linemen, foremen and anyone else who did their time and is now off the clock for good.
- Pairs with a hammock: Also pairs with a boat, a bar stool and a Tuesday that has nothing scheduled on it.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
