Respectfully Abandon Ship ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

A Very Polite Abandon Ship

Notice given, typed with impeccable manners and zero regret. The last day comes with a cake, a card everyone signed in the same pen, and a lifeboat already lowered.

• Retirement and resignation gift: For the colleague finally leaving, the friend starting over at fifty, and anyone who quit with grace and a small amount of glee.
• Exit interview: Everything was lovely. Also, the ship was on fire.
• Logged in: Modern Scoundrels, with the other clean getaways.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood