Respectfully Abandon Ship ~ Comfort Colors Tee

A Very Polite Abandon Ship

Notice given, typed with impeccable manners and zero regret. The last day comes with a cake, a card everyone signed in the same pen, and a lifeboat already lowered.

• Retirement and resignation gift: For the colleague finally leaving, the friend starting over at fifty, and anyone who quit with grace and a small amount of glee.
• Exit interview: Everything was lovely. Also, the ship was on fire.
• Logged in: Modern Scoundrels, with the other clean getaways.