Respectfully Abandon Ship ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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A Very Polite Abandon Ship
Notice given, typed with impeccable manners and zero regret. The last day comes with a cake, a card everyone signed in the same pen, and a lifeboat already lowered.
- Retirement and resignation gift: For the colleague finally leaving, the friend starting over at fifty, and anyone who quit with grace and a small amount of glee.
- Exit interview: Everything was lovely. Also, the ship was on fire.
- Logged in: Modern Scoundrels, with the other clean getaways.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
