Read the Terms Took the Ship Anyway ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Fully Informed ~ Entirely Undeterred

Every clause was read, every warning noted, every signature line understood. Then the whole thing was set aside and the vessel left the harbor with a new owner and a clear conscience.

• For the rule bender: Buy it for the friend who knows the policy and smiles anyway, the dad who treats a 'no returns' sign as an opening offer, and anyone who considers 'guidelines' a word for suggestions.
• Compliance summary: Knew the rules. Appreciated the rules. Sailed past the rules.
• Docked without permission at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, paperwork in order, intentions not.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood