Read the Terms Took the Ship Anyway ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Fully Informed ~ Entirely Undeterred
Every clause was read, every warning noted, every signature line understood. Then the whole thing was set aside and the vessel left the harbor with a new owner and a clear conscience.
- For the rule bender: Buy it for the friend who knows the policy and smiles anyway, the dad who treats a 'no returns' sign as an opening offer, and anyone who considers 'guidelines' a word for suggestions.
- Compliance summary: Knew the rules. Appreciated the rules. Sailed past the rules.
- Docked without permission at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, paperwork in order, intentions not.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
