Read the Terms Took the Ship Anyway ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Fully Informed ~ Entirely Undeterred
Every clause was read, every warning noted, every signature line understood. Then the whole thing was set aside and the vessel left the harbor with a new owner and a clear conscience.
- For the rule bender: Buy it for the friend who knows the policy and smiles anyway, the dad who treats a 'no returns' sign as an opening offer, and anyone who considers 'guidelines' a word for suggestions.
- Compliance summary: Knew the rules. Appreciated the rules. Sailed past the rules.
- Docked without permission at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, paperwork in order, intentions not.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
