Read the Terms Took the Ship Anyway ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Fully Informed ~ Entirely Undeterred

Every clause was read, every warning noted, every signature line understood. Then the whole thing was set aside and the vessel left the harbor with a new owner and a clear conscience.

• For the rule bender: Buy it for the friend who knows the policy and smiles anyway, the dad who treats a 'no returns' sign as an opening offer, and anyone who considers 'guidelines' a word for suggestions.
• Compliance summary: Knew the rules. Appreciated the rules. Sailed past the rules.
• Docked without permission at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, paperwork in order, intentions not.