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Raised by Wolves Hired by Pirates ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Wild Childhood ~ Questionable Career Path

The family photo has one person who does not match: the one with the stories, the tattoos, and the job title nobody can explain at Thanksgiving. Every pack has a stray. This one found employment.

  • For the family outlier: Perfect for the cousin who skipped law school for a sailboat, the daughter the relatives whisper about, and anyone whose upbringing was described as 'free range'.
  • Resume highlights: Feral upbringing, zero references, hired on the spot.
  • Employed by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, probation never ended.